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A verb:
1. to hit on a much younger girl
2. to hook up with a very dirty female
3. to smoke way too hookah and/or weed
4. To drink and to become beligerant and make everyone around you say "why do we hang out with this person"
5. to piss in a fridge
6. to get forget your entire night
7. to lie about a sex tape
8. to get your back ripped up by a hairy persian bear
9. to get uberslapped by a clean girl
10. to hookup with everyone of an ex's friends
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Kid 1: Dude you where hammered last night
Kid 2: i know, i think i markled
Kid 1: check your back to make sure
Kid 2: shit its torn up, damn persians
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A common yet versatile way to replace the word lying. Mostly used in the U.K., but now steadily spreading to parts of the US.
- A friend exaggerating to you: “No way, you’re such a markle.”
- Teacher in school: “One more markle about your homework and it will be detention Jimmy.”
- Kids hiding something: “Did your parents find out? Nah I markled them.”
- Criminal Group discussing their day: “I’ve been all over today markling so many pensioners. Such easy targets.”
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markle (verb). To markle someone is to make promises, extract a lot of money, then bugger off without delivering.
Netflix and Spotify have been markled
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The act of placing oneself in the vicinity of a love interest in order to increase one’s chances of meeting and dating.
Remember when Meghan Markle went to Prince Harry’s favorite spot repeatedly until they bumped into each other? I’m gonna do that with my crush. I’m markling him tonight. Stalking but not as creepy.
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When you falsely feel oppressed, to point out that you were owed something, and are at the same clueless about your fortune.
That white, rich woman markles all the time about her hard live to get attention.
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Adjective: estranged relatives who come out of the woodwork to exploit your position in life because they are too lazy to make anything out of themselves and feel entitled to glom your success.
“It doesn’t matter if we haven’t spoken in decades, family is family, and furthermore she owes us!”
“Whoa!! She went back to using her maiden name to attach herself to you? Typical Markle move.”.
“Got a huge promotion and on cue my 1/2 siblings I haven’t seen or spoken with in a decade are putting their hands out like a Markle.”
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A small town in Indiana home to imbreds hillbillies and white trash. A sinkhole for any human with potential, being drug down by the hopeless around him. A town that leaches off of Huntington, Indiana. . . the only town in Indiana more bottom of the earth than Markle.
(Two people in a car on Interstate 69)
Person 1: Oh look, that water tower is so cute, it's even got a smiley face!
Person 2: Hit the gas! Speed up, that's Markle!
Person 1: Oh shit! I don't wanna get sucked in!
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