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Verb: The act of getting drunk and cheating on your spouse in random settings without the use of protection. The thrill of knowing your being unfaithfull and turned on by it. The act of wanting to continue the relationship after because of the thrill.
Adjective: Used to describe the cheated after they find out their better half had to much to drink and had unprotected sex and the unfaithful person liked it and wants to do it again. The cheated, loving them so much, is usualky supportive and turned on by the situation.
Verb: My husbands at home watching the kids tonight, i think i am going to get martied after work tonight.
Adj: Everytime my wife texts or talks to him I think of what she has done and I remember how martied I am.
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A type of person who has extreme ADD and a rather prominent accent that is quite often made fun of. However, Martys have been known to have a keen sense for dancing. One might find a Marty randomly wopping. Ex. wopping to school, wopping in the shower, or wopping in the movies.
Why are you talking like that? OHH youre a Marty.
Youre dancing like a Marty broski.
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A friend thought the NHL goalie nittymaki was Niggermarty, so now marty is another term for nigger.
I was having a really good, until all those damn marty's ruined it
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it is almost unheard of that this is a girls name,however does appear on the rare occasion that the parents did not realise it is short for 'martina'
marty's are generally younger siblings, and are often quite attractive
marty (noun): pencilcase
heidi: i lost my marty!!!
naomi: did you check your school bag?
heidi: no
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The best boi ever to exist! If you find a Marty be glad and thankful cause he's just about the best there is! He's the greatest friend and an even better boyfriend! He's cute AF and HOT AF OOOO MY GOD! and everyone loves him! Don't let any girl steal urs!
"Omg did u see Marty today? He's so fuxking cute imma cooom"
The type of guy who will give you his all once acquainted with him. He's a giving, loving, caring, and compassionate person. Many people will walk all over him and take him for granted, but he holds only a few close friends who stick by his side. At times he's not all there and seems to not understand when spoken to. He tends to agree with whatever you may say. He's infatuated with his hair and will go any length to maintain it. To get him to make a decision is like pulling out teeth. His greatest love is his skateboard, and nothing can replace that. He spends a lot of time at the skatepark, but slacks for a while due to no time. Work is his life. Typically, gas stations. He likes to stick his money up his butt. If he could he would marry weed because it's his first love. He tends to hate shopping and will lean on anything and everything he can find to let you know he doesn't want to be there making you rush. Many girls will catch his eye, but he will claim you are the one. Be careful because as soon as Jennifer Aniston comes on the screen you're yesterdays news. Overall, he's a pretty solid dude that has a great heart.
Marty and Mark are such dumbasses.
Literally the sexiest and most unique male that you’ll ever meet. People with the name Marty are usually tall, dark, and handsome, they are also hard workers and are naturally a lady’s man or a “flirt.” Someone with the name Marty is physically big, tall, and strong and like to show it off to others. If you find a Marty in your life consider yourself very lucky and never let them go as it would be the biggest mistake of your life to let a “Marty” go. You can usually spot a Marty with some type of awesome haircut or hairdo to complement their awesomeness.
Marty is so sexy.
I love Marty !
Marty is literally the best.
I broke up with Marty, it was the worst thing that has ever happened to me and I’ll regret it for the rest of my life.
I’m so jealous of Marty.