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A person who breaks someone else's belongings and doesn't apologize for it and when you remind them of their wrongdoings they try to blame it on you.
Yo don't give him your bike, he'll probably pull a Martin.
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Noun- To be a Martine you must be absolutely Shmexay, number-one hottie of your school, help the compaign of bringing sexy back, sexy, beautiful, funny, hot, scorching, and of course be modest, the total opposite of being autumn
Autmn: Rarrr (schmexily) that girl over there is so sexy
Nick: I know she is so Martine
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A crazy ass skilled guy who has what it takes. Practically skilled at everything. It'll be unwise to diss this iron man. Not to mention that he is a good looking guy with a muscular body. He makes his chick feel worthy and can pleasure her beyond unimaginable dreams. Chicks are very lucky to found themselves by his side.
Girl1: I had an amazing experience with my guy last night.
Girl2: You know you lucky, he's such a Martin.
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Martin is a amazing, funny and truthful person. He is honest with his feelings and any girl would be lucky to have him. He is very special and one of a kind
“Woah just look at Martin!!”
“Can I just marry him!”
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an amazing human being his glow affects eeryone who is near him.
"hey here comes that martin
lets rub his scalp"!.
"did you see dave"
"yeah hes so funny hes a martin"
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(Verb.) The process of engaging in sexual intercourse, or sodomy, which results in paralysis, severe debilitating injury or death. Present participle: Martining. Past participle: Martined. Gerund: Martin.
"Hey Gavin! Your mother could barely walk yesterday—did she get martined again? "
"Hey John, Look at that lass in the wheelchair—she must've been martined!
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A bulgarian gypsy thats also a skinny ass cunt looks like a skeleton
Martin:A cunt that is funny but skinny asf and a bulgarian gypsy.
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