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the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.
Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!
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The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.
Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’
To kill someone via umbrella, by inserting and then opening
I crammed the umbrella down his throat, and opened it!
You Mary Poppin'd the poor bastard!
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to do something absolutely perfectly
something that is absolutely perfect
Joe: Did you get a good car?
Bob: yup, its a mary poppins
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A girl who is interested in you who does not call before she just "pops in" to your pad.
Usually a girl who you are not interested in who's act you consider annoying.
Billy: "So what did you do last night?"
Tommy: "Nothing fun, Mary Poppins stopped by and I was cornered into hanging out with her."
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(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.
I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!
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A psychological disturbance, usually starting in childhood, wherein a person eats teaspoons of sugar back to back, practices telekinesis in order to clean up their room and periodically jumps off rooftops holding an open black umbrella.
It first became apparent to me at about the age of 12, as my parents were divorcing, that I was suffering with a deeply rooted and seriously advanced case of Mary Poppins Syndrome!
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