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The best friend you'll ever have. Trustworthy to the end, honourable, courageous, and fearless. Had the most crooked sense of humor that'll make you love him even more. He had some issues but some love is all he needed. I love you mateo, I miss you so much. I'll see you in heaven soon enough.
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A guy that looks the giraffe from Madagascar. Has an incredibly long neck. Milk expires by the time it reaches his stomach. If he painted himself brown and stood in a forest, no one would notice him. Planes and satellites crash into his neck. If someone asked him what the weather was like up there, he would not be able to hear on account of his head being so far up from the Earth.
Dude 1: Hey, bro. Thanks for inviting me to the zoo.
Dude 2: No prob, bro. Hey, can you stand next to that giraffe over there?
Dude 1: Sure, bro.
Dude 2: Dang, bro. I can't tell the difference. You are a Mateo.
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A total bitch. Usually Leo. He seems very sweet at first and he is, and you fall in love. Than as time goes on and you’re wrapped around his finger he decides you are not good enough and leaves you for someone else. You stay heartbroken then he comes running back to you. But you are a bad bitch and don’t need no man anymore!
“Mateo is so sweet, cute, and very quiet.”
“Trust me. If you really knew him you wouldn’t even want to be around him”
“Damn, he's tgat bad?!”
“You have no idea what I’ve been through girl..”
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A Mateo is attractive af, but nobody seems to notice because he's too short. Usually under 5 feet, a Mateo would be too short to be noticed, if it wasn't for his highly noticeable personality. A Mateo is also extremely smart and won't shut up about it. If you have a Mateo, keep him forever. He is the type of person you want to be with for the rest of your life.
Friend: Isn't Mateo so hot?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend: The smart one. Down there. one
Mateo: (looking up): hey.
Friend 2: OMG you're right
Friend: I know!!!
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The smartest kid in class, probably a loner who watches anime and skips school with no repurcussions because hes just THAT smart. yep
Hmm Yes the Mateo here is made out of FLESH A.K.A food if you live in australia
Mateo is so weird
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A large, circular man who bases his personality on Superstore character Mateo. Likely residing in the nearest Shell petrol station, intent on consuming as many calories as humanly possible. His partnership with Sirlinio makes for a devastating duo.
Mateo just ate a whole pack of digestives and is now making a sandwich.
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Knowing a Mateo is honorable. Mateo is a hilarious and crazy person who writes Spanish and overall super fun to be around. Mateo's intellect will brings all the hoes to the yard. Although he will get all the bitches, a Mateo is also extremely sensitive and sweet. Mateo is the best. Treasure your Mateo.
Wow jeez! Look at that Mateo! So cool! Talk to me in Spanish!
Wow jeez! Look at that Mateo! So cool! Talk to me in Spanish!
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