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fucking legends born on this day mate
person 1: why’s that girl so fit
person 2: she was born may 11th
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international buy your girlfriend a crystal day
damn boys may 11, time to go shopping for that rose quarts
A dumb fucking bafoon is born on this day.
Girl: Why is she so dumb?
Other Girl: She was born on May 11th.
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The Marked Day.
No man will know until it comes.
Nothing can save you.
A stranger dressed in a suit coat and top hat remained behind after a party. Neither host invited nor knew him.
Host 1: Excuse me, who are you?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
Host 1: What?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
The unknown man disappeared.
Host 2: Maxwell, call the cops.
Host 1: I don’t think they can help us.
People born on this day are the most amazing people you will probably ever meet. They are always laughing and have plenty to say only if your very close to them. Infront of strangers or people that they don't completely trust OR even people they have a crush on, they are usually very quiet. If you find one of these funny, kind, adventurous, beings then be sure to hold onto them for they give great advice and are capable of making you laugh so hard that you pee your pants! Even if your 40, 50, 60, 70 or any age they will always find a way to make you smile. NEVER let go of this person!!
Woah! your born on May 11 2007 , we should be friends!
May 11 2007 babies are the best
People born on May 11 2007 always got my back
the day we’re absolute idiots are born and they probably like monkeys
person: why do u like monkeys?
other person:cause i was born on may 11 no duh
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Worst day on earth ( trumps 100th day as president)
God it's may 11 2017 trump day
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