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On 1st May it's Hermione's appreciation day<3
-stacy"Have you heard what's on 1st may"?
-person 2 "Ohh I think it's ed Sheeran's bday"
-stacy"Omg no you dumb mf it's Hermione's appreciation day!"
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This is the start of no makeup may, similar to no nut November
friend 1(male): Brooo no nut November was so hard, but I passed!
friend 2(female):you are so lucky, that’s got to be so much easier that no makeup may. It starts on 1st May
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To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.
This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.
Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?
Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day
May 1st-
Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”
Girlfriend: “Yes”
national make ur best friend lose their virginity day
person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why
person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you
May 1st is National Date a Friend day
A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”
people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.
dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.