Another term for having a large penis, derived from the fact that Trojan Magnum (large size) Condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.
Hey baby I don't know if you've ever gone gold medal before but its a whole different experience.
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The guy who purposely puts his squad or team in danger just to earn a medal of honor because daddy never loved him, while the people around him call him a pure jackass and how he did not get court marshalled.
Person 1: God damnit! Briggs almost put us in fucking danger with that close artillery! The fuck is he doing trying to get a medal of dishonor?
Person 2: Yeah. $20 says that he's going to get court marshalled.
Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport
Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.
Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
One who BMXes, they come to the skate park and mess up all the ramps with their pegs...
They are the worst snakers..
Me: That Medal Pedaler totally messed up the minispine!
Him: Damn! That was the last good ramp.
Food stains on clothing caused by messy eating.
You must of enjoyed your curry, you got some nice canteen medals
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The first medal of honor was given in the civil war you dipshit
the medal of honor had been given out many many times befor vietnam you moron
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A kick ass game that will beat Call of Duty Black ops.
I just played a game of Medal of Honor, and I think I just jizzed my pants
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