Sus Meister

Someone who isn’t it attempts to steal your girl but is unsuccessful

Jeff attempted to swoop but was unsuccessful so he is a Sus meister.

bite meister

A person usually from the coast or ghetto area who is always trying to "get a bite" of your food.

bite meister:"say fool lemme get a bite of that hot pocket"
me:"why should I give you a bite I'm really hungry?"
bite meister: " cause fool...IM DA BITE MEISTER YAAAAA!"

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shite meister

Loosely translated as 'Shit Master' from the German Meister meaning Master

Can be used as a slang phrases to call someone as a master of shit 'you "shite meister"

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Bagel Meister

A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.

Gurmit thinks he's cool but he's really a Bagel Meister!

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Cheese meister

Someone who is regarded as skilled in the acts of expression in a cheesy fashion.

You are a cheese meister!

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meme meister

1): noun; a person who has an abundance of memes and does not hesitate to post,send,snap, or tweet them if needed.

2): noun; someone who creates original memes that are funny. (note the meme does not have to be original, just the caption)

3): noun; a social media page operator that posts memes, stolen or original.

Derek is a meme meister who always posts the best of his meme stash on his instagram

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Dong Meister

The act of munching multiple dongs at the same time.

"I'd watch out; that dude looks like a dong meister."

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