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Michael Jordan

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.

*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.

by UrKing91 November 10, 2019

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Michael Jordan

The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.

John: *hits 180 slam dunk*

Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.

by Jef is god jef is life October 9, 2018

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Michael Jordan

The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming โ€œMICHAEL JORDAN!โ€

Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan

by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 9, 2018

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Michael Jordan

A bad-ass player who wants to win.

Any player that can play at his level.

by Saints September 15, 2003

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Michael Jordan

GOD

Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan

by nbafanboi_23 October 12, 2009

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Michael Jordan

The only man who could beat god in a game of one-on-one.

Michael Jordan just hit a 20 foot fadeaway jumpshot with three defenders in his face for his 55th point.

by Sonicoed May 10, 2017

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Michael Jordan

Hyped up sports star used to sell shoes to the duped masses.

Statistically a great player, won 6 rings (albeit it was in the weak 90's where expansion teams watered down the talent, where was Jordan's rings when Magic, Bird and the Pistons ruled the NBA in the 80's? Nowhere.) He always failed without Pippen, the Bulls were 182-228 in season when Pippen didn't play but Jordan did.

The year after Jordan left the Bulls, they won 2 less games. 2 LESS GAMES! That is how valuable Jordan was, Pippen was the clog that won games, Jordan was just there to sell jerseys and get on sports center.

God in a Pair of Nikes? That's what ESPN has brainwashed you kids?

Bill Russell: 11 rings
Michael Jordan: 6 rings

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 6 MVPs
Michael Jordan : 5 MVPs

Jordan had 5 losing seasons in 5 years without Pippen, and was 1-9 all-time in the playoffs with 2 sweeps and 0 first round exits. The GOAT? Not even CLOSE!

by Jajad May 17, 2008

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