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Such a god damn fucking god in the sack. When he enters me it feels like he's going to come out my throat. When his balls slap my asshole I quiver in delight. His hip circles make me creamy. Like creamed corn. He has the stickiest man juice of any man, boy, woman, or child. If Michael were on the Titanic he would have used his massive ballsack to stay afloat. Probably a male porn star in a past life. Sometimes has unibrow. The greatest guy I've met and I love him so much.
"Michael, fuck me hard!"
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Michael is a fantastic amazing guy with an incredible sense of humor! Super kind and sweet once ya get to know him.. Secretly has a super sexual and Kinky side. Will drive you absolutely insane with love. HIS SMILE IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD..no matter how many times he denies it!
I wanna fuck Michael
Michael is FANTASTIC
HIS SMILE AUDUYWYQKFON WHQTYSDBAUHD
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To do anything (positive) relating to Michael Jackson!
Listening to MJ, looking at photos or videos of MJ, speaking to MJ fans, dancing to MJ, reading about MJ, dancing in the style of MJ, thinking about MJ, researching about MJ, talking about MJ, writing about MJ, spreading the truth and love about MJ, anything!
The verb 'To Michael' shall continue to relate to Michael Jackson forever, as a result of his huge impact across the world.
Michaeling is generally done by Michael Jackson Fans: the best fans in the world, keeping the MJ Legacy alive For All Time!
Keep on Michaeling!
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He will kill you.
Do not engage in political conversation with him, as when he is proven wrong he will stab you with a pen.
He has probably killed before, and been threatened to be killed by multiple people, both friends and enemies.
All summed up, he'll probably be an alright friend.
“Hi Michael! I think you’re wrong about your opinion on-”
*proceeds to stab you with pen*
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A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
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A hot boy who you might have a crush on but are so secretive about it you can't even tell your bestest of friends.
Why won't Michael ask me out already!
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Michael is usually the best boyfriend you can have. He is cute, funny, smart, and athletic. Michaels are usually really nice to women. Michael has a long penis and knows how to get it done!
Girl: I don’t know this guys name but he has a really long penis
Other girl: Wow! He must be a Michael!
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