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A fucking god, he is the best man out there fuck him right now.
My name is miks, go on fuck me.
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Someone who performs an act/makes a statement that is a lie in an attempt at avoiding a situation that may be self detrimental but wholly for selfish reasons.
A mik can be the person performing the act or a word for the act itself. E.g. "He's such a mik" or "We just got mik'd"
The success of a mik is dependent on the obviousness of said mik plus whether or not the mik is gotten away with.
Normal person: "Hey man can you make me a cup of tea?"
Mik: "Nah man sorry I don't know how to make tea"
Normal person: "I'll text you later to arrange meeting up to pick up the goods"
Mik: "Sure thing man" (ignores every message/call)
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Slaughtering the words to a song so badly that people are not sure whether or not you are singing the same song as them.
Did you see her hit the Mik Special last night at the concert. Absolutely brutal.
When mik always says “adrian tax” we use this tax on him to cancel it
Mik: *inserts “adrian tax”
Us: *inserts “mik tax”
A Chris Mik is that one parent or family member of your friend which they constantly denies doesn't do anything wrong or immoral despite how shady or abusive they look.
Oh Tyson's dad is such a Chris Mik, you seen all those empty cans of VB outside their house?
Her boobies is so big it will enclose around your mum. She can be your sexy sugar mommy any time of the day. But unfortunately she's already married to an emo depressed fucking useless weird funky bitch called Ei. She's half fox and your future fucking soulmate. She'll spank the hell out of you.
Ei - "Ae Mik is so Bootyful! I just want to fuck her so badly <3"
Ae Mik - "You will tonight. Wear your sexiest clothes and meet me in the Yae Publishing house.... no one needs to know"
A deadly man, stay away! Don't mess with him, or he will get you. Tall male. he farts a lot...don't go on a date with him or he will fart on your food before you get it. He always wears crazy sock. He also has an insanely big booty puttooty.
DEFFINETLY DON'T BE A COACH MIK.