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A Mike is an amazing being! He has a heart of gold and whilst he says he is not romantic, a Mike is really one of the most thoughtful, kind and romantic people you’ll ever meet. He manages your crazy and makes you feel special and loved every day. He will make you laugh more than anyone and is very silly. His sense of humour is only let down by his love of Tim Vine. He can seem quiet and shy to others sometimes but around those he loves he is the centre of their world and his awesomeness shines brightly. I love every minute I spend with Mike and only wish I had had a Mike to share my life with sooner. He will make you the happiest you have ever been and bring love, laughter, sexiness, adventure, warmth, brilliance, some interesting smells and an awful lot of gravy to your life. I am excited to see what the future has in store with a Mike at my side and hope he will always be there!
Me: I love you, I love you, I love you!!!
Mike: Spaz
Someone to hot for you. Can sing very well. Makes everyman inside the room with him jizz their pants so much, they die.
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The coolest person anyone could ever meet. He's by far got the biggest penis, and it is an honor to know this man. The manliest of men.
Person 1: Hey, i got these tickets to see your favorite band tonight!
Person 2: Actually i'm hanging out with Mike tonight.
Person 1: Oh wow! You're so lucky!
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The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.
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Mikeing is a very lame attempt at a comeback developed by a guy named "Mike" who thinks hes clever but fails on all levels to deliver a comeback that makes an ounce of sense or truth. In turn he will make up things to 'burn' people with and it never quite works out the way he intended it to.
He thought mikeing her would do it but he couldn't think of anything factual to use so he made up something stupid instead.
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Mike steeles your heart, is perfect in every single way. He is a real man, a man you want to spend the rest of your life with. He is romantic leaving you hopelessly in love with him. Every time you are with him he makes you feel like a beautiful angel
An extraordinary man, always honest, he is loving, kindhearted, thoughtful and an absolute genius. He is perfection, inside and out.
He has most inviting eyes, easy to get lost in. a sweet however, extremely seductive grin. He is sexiest man alive. Two strong arms, the kind that make you feel safe. A rock hard six pack that goes along with his amazing chest. His chiseled cheeks and thick legs complete him. Truly he is the man of your dreams.
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the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet
mike is awesome.
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