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Dude: Yo man, when you think about it, milk is just thicc water.
Man: ........... oh yea u right.
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A spoof version of words such as 'phat', 'wicked,' etc, and other words that temporarily express the 'coolness' of a given situation, object or person.
Can be used imaginatively, ie super-cool is FULL-FAT MILK M8 and something not not so good is SKIMMED, said with a shake of the head.
- When your llama has quadruplets then you may say 'propa full-fat milk yea m8!!!!'
- Having watched Free Willy, you may say 'well, on the whole, I'd say semi-skimmed.'
- On your soggy biscuit dropping into your tea, the phrase 'dang! my biscuit just fell into my tea. That is skimmed', would be appropriate.
- When someone manages to ride a skateboard and cook a full-english breakfast at the same time, you may express 'ahh you iz so full-fat you iz cream bruv!'
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A term of measurement, close to a gallon, but not quite
"I drank a whole fucking milk of water after fuckin' that girls brains out, I was so thirsty..."
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Milk is the substance that runs from a cow's solanum mammosum, which is also called "udder." The solanum mammosum also contains a cow's urethral tract, in which the urine flows, therefore making "milk" cow urine.
Mabel : "Would you look at that cow! It has some nice milk!!"
Alex : "Mabel! The milk is delicious! Like cow pee!"
Katherine : "Surely you ladies know that milk in fact is urine!!!!!"
Alex and Mabel in unison: "WOW!!!"
Lenni : smh "Amateurs, the udders are both boobs AND the wee wee! 2 Boobs or 4!?!?!?!?!?!?"
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Milk is the best drink ever and the people who drinks it is THICC
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The act of playing a game where 2+ males sit across from Echother and masturbate, the last man to ejaculate into the bucket has to either drink the ejaculit out of the bucket or play one in the chamber. This whole act was done with a kneuse around the participants necks.
"I'm thinking of inviting bill over later and play milk"
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