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Minch

A term used to describe the length of a mans penis. a typical inch is usually about 2 minches or one Minch is 1/2 an inch

He said he was going to give her 10 inches of thunder. His ex girlfriend said he must be measuring in Minches because he really has about 5 inches of failure. .

by Bigroar June 20, 2018


minches

A term used to measure a mans dick 1 inch typically measures out to 1.73 Minches

This dude was saying that he had a 9 inch dick but his wife knew better so she asked him if he measured it in Minches

I got 6 minches of limp dick for ya

by Bigroar June 20, 2018


minch

landon moore

hey minch!

by smellinklebinkle December 16, 2024


minch

landon moore

hey minch! how’s it minching ?

by smellinklebinkle December 16, 2024


Minches

Inches that are really small. For when you want to make it sound like you have more length than you actually do.

"Yeah, I've got six minches!"
"Did you say inches?"
"Yeah, minches! Six minches!

by mitchmitchmitch33 May 27, 2022


Minch pot

The roll of fat under the belly button on a female.

Check out her minch pot

by TheRealIan2 February 9, 2018


old minch

And old bitch preferably with a q tip head

And old man bitch

stfu you old Minch

Your such a old Minch

You crusty old Minch get out of my face you absolute spoon!!

by A crusty old Minch June 9, 2022