Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

Missus

Term meaning ,,wife''.

I should better get home to the missus,or else she is gonna kill me if I don't come earlier.

Missus

A term used to describe a female whom a male is dating. Typically used in New Zealand culture and even parts of Australia.

Guy1: How's the Missus, g?
Guy2: Yeah nah she's fucken algoods cunt
Guy1: Fuck yea bro thats the good shit aye
Guy2: How's your Miduk?
Guy1: Sacked the cunt 'cuz she was talking MAD SHIT 'bout me fortnite skillz
Guy2: Oh yeah mate fuck that bitch aye, I'll tell ya that
Guy1: Fucken ouf cunt