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Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!
Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's
Freind: so did you?
Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Freind: Nice!
When a male shoots a rail of semen on someone then sprinkles meth on top of it and either him or someone else on eats it.
I heard that some dude gave you're neighbor a Modesto milkshake at some party i went to last night.
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A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.
I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.
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A man with a little chubby
Man that guy last night must've been a Modesto.
The 14th largest city in California. With over 40 square miles of land, it has a population of 216,000 residents. It has become well-known as the hometown of Star Wars creator George Lucas... as well as other celebrities.
"Man this wineis good shit! Where did they make this??"
"Modesto, California."
Modestos is a fanatic smoker and drug dealer. If you invite him in you house he will robe you and stole your money! But in the other side he is a very good guy and a good friend!
Modestos where my money is?