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A form of nude riverdance in which groups of 100 or more men flop their penisis in syncronisation, often to a gyrating Polka rhythm or Classical Beethoven
Hey Michael! Me and the guys were thinking about getting together for a floppy montage tonight, you in?
When one wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, only recalling certain instances in the night.
When Billy awoke the morning after his grad party, he remembered a few events in a hangover montage:
bonging a beer,
going to WAWA,
and getting slapped by a girl,
but nothing else
A kid that records with a Capture Card and goes for clips , and plays only for clips and will complain when they die and call youa "Try Hard" if you kill them. In other words..there a Bitch.
Kraynium defines a Montage Kid. Also he's a big hypocrite.
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Franken tits, as Perez Hilton calls her, a woman who is lost in the world, paid for her own voice to be put into a blender and spat out a over autotuned album. was so beautifull before getting 10 surgeries in one day. a sad sad icon of our gerneration.. ANYONE CAN BECOME A POP STAR.
Hey have you herd of Heidi Montags New Album??
-no. who the fuk is heidi montag??
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The technique of combining several varied short exercises in quick succession to give the partaker the false sense of satisfaction that they have completed a vigorous workout.
Upon completing a Montage Workout the individual compares their being to Rocky (or another inspirational character progression from a popular film) in a further mask to themselves to hide their lack of athletic worth.
This behavior is most commonly seen in fatties or newbies at a public gymnasium.
Gym Regular 1 - "Hey I've been here an hour and I've seen 3 different fatties come in punch that bag, ride a minute on the exercise bike, do 10 sit ups and then go home!"
Gym Regular 2 - "Oh those fatties and their montage workouts"
lauren conrad (of mtv's the hills)ex-best friend. she currently dates spencer pratt. their relationship is the source for the termination of lauren and heidi's friendship. heidi apparently works at bolthouse studios in l.a. as an event coordinator. she is from bute crest colorado and has a brother and sister.
during the summer of 2007 heidi under went a rhinoplasty and a breast enhancement. fortunately her cup size went from a negative A to a C. needless to say she was thrilled.
despite losing all of her friends for spencer pratt (who frosts his tips), she tries to seem confidant in life.
she makes for great drama on the hills, although this drama is probably not real.
heidi montag:we saw lauren and her abusive ex boyfriend jason at ketchup last night.
elodie (a co-worker):hmm..(not seeming to care) what did you do?
heidi:we sent over drinks to feel out the waters, you know?
elodie: no i dont know. you used to be friends with lauren, aurdina adn whitney. what happened whith that? you lost all of your friends?
heidi:uhh uah waht?
elodie:IT'S SO SAD.
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An MLG Montage is a mix of random shit, illuminati, doritos, MTD, Sanic, A LOT OF COD HITMARKS!, Airhorns, Snoop dog, 420, Swag, Noscopez, XxXxX, Etc.
The video's of this shit is most commonly a parody of a game, movie or song.
YoloSwag #1This MLG Montage is so fucking dope right now.
YoloSwag #2 Never watch them, they're dumb.
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