Trip To Mordor

A Challenge in which a single person must finish 3 grams of marijuana and 3 large pizzas during the duration of all 3 orignal Lord of the Rings movies.

"Dude, are you up for the Trip to Mordor tonight?"

"Hell yeah! I'll get the pizzas, you get the weed!"

Walking into Mordor

having sex with a girl that is either way to good for you, or prude.

Zach- "Bro! you need to tap that!
Alex- "nah man, she's totally prude!"
Zach- "true dat, one does not simply walk into mordor"
Alex- "yeah, walking into mordor is real hard!"

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Gates of Mordor

A lighthearted term for the void between a female's legs.

"You're gonna want to ask Gandalf if you want to enter my Gates of Mordor."

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mordor

Another word for Vagina

She had a loose mordor!!

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Eye of Mordor

a permanent eye shaped shit stain in a mattress. the result of a failed attempt to get to the toilet

i have left the eye of Mordor in hotels from Turkey to Cambodia

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it fair mordor strong

Used specifically in StarCraft maps. This is the excuse of any complete noob when he asks for a 4 vs 1 in a map designed for 2 vs 1.

Fury: 4 vs 1 eh?
aragorn65: it fair mordor strong

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attempted mordor

Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.

Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"