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A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.
After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.
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God himself in the form of an old black man.
Morgan Freeman will forgive all of ours sins.
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Landing a skateboard trick as clean as possible.
Cleaner than "buttery" or "steezy".
Man 1: Watch this heelflip
*lands the heelflip*
Man 2: WOAH! That was Morgan Freeman!
*Morgan Freeman appears*
Freeman: Damn straight
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A Morgan Freeman is a sex act in which one individual blows the other individual from behind and upon ejaculation the receiver of sed blow job, sharts in the other individuals face, this causes them to have Morgan Freeman freckles.
Got my dick sucked from behind man, she was a freak.
Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
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Morgan Freeman is a god among us mirtal humans. The only reason the sun rises in the morning is because he narrarates it in his sleep the night before.
Boy: hey do you wanna see a movie
Girl: oh Morgan Freeman no!!!
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When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.
My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.
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More commonly known as a frenum piercing. A piercing through the skin on the underside of the penis.
John: Dude, I just got a Morgan Freeman!
Brett: WTF? You bought an old black dude?
John: No, retard, I got my frenum pierced.
Brett: ...
John: My wang!
Brett: Dude, your sick.
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