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Having Sex while he tells you 50 shades of grey is wrong aboud BDSM an then he wants to be pegged
My man always does the dirty moritz
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Describes a person who loves weed. This person dreams of Cannabis, grows it, would marry it if its a person, draws it,...
This person does everything what has to do with this little plant.
Hey you little sexy plant
Are you talking to you Weed again ?
I'm sorry but i got the Moritz Stonersyndrom
A classic hollywood apartment building which was build in the 1920's and is located on sunset blvd.
The building has a long history and has been accompanied by guest such as Judy Garland and Robert Downy Junior, who received his first drug bust there. Former heavyweight boxing contender Mike "the bounty hunter" Hunter was murdered by plain clothes detectives on the roof during a drug sting gone wrong in 2006.
I would love to live in the St. Moritz Apartments but I need to have a kitchen and I'm not too fond of being murdered....
a man whos power surpasses all other in jewishness, he will rule the world of jewish tranny skateboarders when the day comes. He is a chino pants fiend, and is obsessed with ben davis, he argues with friends about they should get what they don't want, if you call harry, harry "the cube" moritz, he will pinch you like there is no tomorrow.
ladies and gentlemen, harry the cube moritz!
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Basically the sexiest man alive not only in this universe, he is the hottest and most attractive person who has ever lived, in any universe. He is also super smart and the best in everything he does. And he is not a geier. Don't be a Geier. #HelalPahl
Oh my god. There is Moritz Freyaldenhoven. I die because of his beautiful face.
A tall, long-necked, adonis-like person with a penchant for camping. His favorite color is "brown". Just as Prometheus brought fire to mankind, so he brought his people, a new Braking technology for cars. Nobody except him can drive so quickly in the curve and drive in fifth gear in the parking lot. He fights against the rule of the fast rosting in cars. He comes from the noble family Varys.
A: Who owns this brown car?
B: Moritz von Varys from the Knappenweg.
A: Who do I ask if I have questions about sale techniques?
B: Who else besides Moritz ?!
A: What could the global economic crisis have prevented in 2011?
B: Moritz von Varys, with the high sales of Suzukis!