Mossy Oaked

1. While playing a first person shooter, you are in full ads(with sniper) without hitting your target, while teammates are in a fight.

2. Also while playing a first person shooter. You are only able to produce goose eggs or breadsticks.

I was spectating him the entire time. He mossy oaked you.

There is literally no way you just mossy oaked me.

Let me guess, You dropped nothing but mossy oaks last night?

Mossy cat

When your cat pisses on your shit so you take it for a drive and unload 5, 00 buck shots into it. The next day your wife puts up a missing cat report on facebook while bawling her eyes out so you gotta sit on the couch and console her all the while knowing you blew the cat away

On my days off I pulled a mossy cat and it was the best day of my life.

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Mossy Muzzy

A fat, ugly and stupid RuneScape player of Arab decent (Muzzy coming from the english slang for Muslim) who enjoys frequenting the moss giant spawns in order to get free loot.

Muha-mad: Salam jihad!
Dave: Shutup u mossy muzzy!

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Mossy Log

While laying down naked, have your bitch throw up in your asshole, then, shit it right back into her mouth.

"I gave that bitch 2 bottles of pepto bismol, then she threw up all over. what a great mossy log."

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Mossy Log

McNade's, of the iG sqaud, equipment. Also see: chicken nugget.

Yo man, you see McNade missing those headshots? He almost got killed till he pulled out his mossy log.

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mossy grotto

an extremely hairy pussy.

Damn Christina Ricci gotta mossy grotto!!!

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Mossi Wank

While on the vinegar strokes, you scratch a mosquito bite to enhance orgasm.

I had a better orgasm when I scratched the mosquito bite on my arm. Mossi Wank