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The most beautiful thing in the universe so beautiful he can skip his duolingo lessons. Here is a link to his wattpad !no spaces!
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Karen: Who is this Princess Mr. Clean
The whole world: Only the most dazzling person you've ever met
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the best damn cleaner
used to make my shoes sexy and fresh!!!!
That mr. clean magic eraser is so good to get the shit off the wall
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He has a foreigner cleaning his house.
His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.
When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.
Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there
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Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.
Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.
Is the act of driving on the wrong side of road while eating fried chicken nugget birds and performing the Aussie Hot Pocket
Performed the Mr. Clean A WAP last night and got to say both proud and disgusted with myself right now
Mr. Clean. the guy u see on those commercials.
person 1: hey have u seen that new Mr. Clean commercial?
person 2: u mean the sexy mr. clean commercial?