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A new funny as hell show on mtv2, starring that dude from Saturday Night Live. A story about Buddy and Woof (a beagle dog and a bulldog) travel through Hollywood,California in search of a way to get to New Jersey and find Buddy's owner. On the way they poke fun at celeberties in very humorus satire.
Where My Dogs At? episode two: Buddy and Woof do the Movie Awards
Sway: Yo, this is Sway, coming to you live at the MTV awards with a very sopitscated-looking 50 Cent
50 Cent: Ha, Ha yeah well, Im not interested in being a superficial THUG, you know what i'm saying, that's why I got my videogame: Bulletproof, my movie about how I got shot 9 times is now now DVD, AND this 50 Cent collecters cup which is available at shizno sandwiches. Mention my name get 50 cents off, ya heard, ha ha
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It is usually answered when being asked, "what is the plot of demon slayer?". This would be an easy answer for answering this question, and would be a good alternative answer to the question, "what is the plot of demon slayer?"
What is the plot of demon slayer/kimetsu no yaiba?
My dog died-
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To put a leftover hotdog in the microwave
Mom: Please go nuke my dogs
Son: How long should i nuke them??
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Male masturbation, jerking the meat, jacking off, etc.
“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.
Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!
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To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off
Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed
Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog
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My dog Bella, is a pug Pomeranian mix. She’s really fat and eats a lot. She likes to run and then nap, she loudly snores when she sleeps. She has a somewhat squished face. Her eyes pop out of her head and he has an underbite. She has brown and black somewhat long fur and a curly tail. Also her favorite food is cheese balls and bread crust. Her breath stinks...but not a bad stink like a weird stink. She’s a very good girl and likes to cuddle. And by cuddle I mean she cuddles like an human, with her head on my chest. She always goes crazy when you come back from somewhere. Even if it’s just for 5 minutes. She has very short legs too which makes her fat body look even fatter. She’s barely one years old and she weighs 20 pounds. I love her very much.
Friend: awww look at that pug! <3
Me: yea that’s Bella my dog
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