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Myrtle beach is a city on the coast of South Carolina.Millions of tourists flood here every year for the nightlife,the beautiful beaches,and the loads of hot ass.But enough about that bullshit.
If you live here,it comes down to this.
1.Tons of bitches.
2.Tons of retarded tourists,who cannot drive.Pretty much all year long.
3.Drugs,drugs,drugs.
4.A strange mix of ghetto and upscale housing.
Myrtle Beach is awash with any and all races.
African-Americans
Cubans
Middle-Easterners
Caucasians
Russian/Ukrainian/Slovakian/Polish etc. that came for work
Latinos
A smaller amount of asians.
Myrtle Beach is a town,if you live in it,where you can start with nothing,and scam,rip-off,rob,and connive tourists.
Tourists who come to Myrtle Beach and its surrounding areas such as Surfide,Garden City,Murrells Inlet,Pawleys Island,And Little River are smug with a sense of security.
They think this place is extremely safe,nothing could happen to them here.
I'm telling you...anything and everything can happen to you here.
Ex. 1
Tourist #1:Yo,lets head down to Myrtle Beach this summer!
Tourist #2:Hell yeah!
After vacation...
Tourist #1.Well...maybe i should lock my car more often....
Tourist #2.California?
Tourist #1.Hell yeah!
Ex. 2
Local #1.Summertime...this summer,our pockets shall not go empty!
Local #2.Well start with their CARS!
After hitting unlocked cars for a night(Which there is an amazing abundance of)the two check out their stash.
Gps Systems
Ipods
Cell Phones
Purses
Sports Equipment
Bikes
Alcohol
Drugs
Weapons
Car Keys
Credit Cards
Other miscellaneous expensive items.
Local #1.Next Weekend?
Local #2.Hell yeah!
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A term used to describe a drunk man shitfaced off of moonshine with a puckered face, rosy cheeks and assless chaps who is about to pass out in an alley behind a hotel next to some dumpsters. He can neither stand nor sit so he squats until he gradually falls backward onto his ass in a rolling fashion teetering to and fro on his back before finally passing out (urban dictionary, 2017)
That kid looks like myrtle's turtle, careful, they bite
The ghostly girl that likes Harry Potter in the second and fourth books. She haunts one of the girls bathrooms at Hogwarts. She helps Harry and Ron find the chamber of secrets, and also helps Harry open the egg.
Moaning Myrtle likes Harry Potter
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A tourist trap along the coast of South Carolina, where you are cramped beyond belief on beaches so crowded you cannot even find a place to sit down so you end up staying in overpriced condo's/hotel's and are charged your first born child for a good meal.
Myrtle Beach was fucking overcrowded, I couldn't even get to the ocean!
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Myrtle Beach is a city on the coast of South Carolina. Yes it is redneck, yes tourists are the most annoying accessories here, and yes the only other thing to do besides spend your money on a hotel is too drink. a lot. Regardless, I have lived here for 5 years and the locals here are pretty cool. It doesnt live up to the ultimate stereotype.
mike: hey what do you want to do in Myrtle Beach today?
chonga: ummm drinks of course!
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A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.
Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD
Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.
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Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.
Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.
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