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To become excited and or erect from watching/ listening/ or hearing about Tim Tebow's miraculous football abilities.
Did you see the Broncos game the other day?
Dude, those 2 touchdowns gave me a total Tebow-ner.
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The excitement and lower extremity rush of blood to the head of Green Bay Packer fan experiences when he sees Lambeau Field.
My bud Shane was so excited for the Packer game he literally had a Lambeau-ner when we pulled into the stadium parking lot!
1.The rate at which you are going so fast your body's natural reaction to the force is to say "ner". 2. A movement faster than the speed of light.
"The racers were driving so fast they achieved ner speed!"
"I got so excited when the roller coaster started to go I yelled "Ner Speed Ahead!!!"
"In order for the astronauts to reach Uranus in a reasonable time, they must go ner speed to get there."
A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."
"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"
"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
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An erection induced by sheer boredom. This usually happens in a school/work situation when your dick makes brief contact with the inside of your leg.
Maths was so boring today, I hit a bore-ner and couldn't get up to write on the board.
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When playing halo on Xbox live and the play you have just made was so sick it gave you a boner you get a haloner..... the combination of the word halo and boner....
Dude 1:Bro! I just 360 no scoped that hoe in the face now i have a boner!!
Dude 2:Nope dude its just a halo-ner chill....