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Nyx is a person who is really sexy and i have sex with all the time.
Me (who is also super fucking hot): wanna have hot steamy sex?
Nyx: of course !!!
THE ONE THAT ACTS REALLY DUMB BUT REALLY KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING
Did you see that Nyx ? She can kick butt. I want to be on her side
A mythical creature said to inhabit caravan parks in the North Otago region of New Zealand.
It's shriek is described to be similar to the sound of two poodles mating.
Prolonged exposure to a Nyx is said to cause heads to pop.
It's droppings resemble charcoal.
While there is no universally accepted method of ridding an area of a prowling Nyx, it is possible to lure one away with heavy metal music and/or the scent of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
"Argh help! - A bloody Nyx tried to get me on the way back to the caravan after having a massive poo in the toilet block!"
Nyx is one of the best Brick Bronze developers of all time, while he may not always be the sharpest tool in the shed, he is pretty skilled!
Massive cock and tits
Nyx is the second best person in her band