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To cruelly laugh in the presence of someone's misfortune.
I got fired today and my boss's assistant nelsoned me as I was cleaning out my desk.
I fell while rollerblading in the park and some jerk gave me a Nelson out a car window.
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A sexy bloke with a 8 inch cock and gets all the babes and is a jet at every sport and is a fucking legend who does coke of your girlfriends tits and slippery geckos her at the same time
God Nelson fucked me so good last night
Nelson’s cock is so big
I sucked Nelsons Dick last night and it was amazing
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If Nelson is the last name of a person, they are often widely disliked by the general public. They are the first people to cause a problem and generate conflict with surrouding co-workers and family members. Last name Nelsons will often seem trustoworthy at first, by watch your back for the knife that is sure to follow. They are mostly very lazy and have a very poor work ethic.
If Nelson is the FIRST name of a person, disregard the above statement. They are generally very good people.
That Willian Nelson was saying some lies about me behind my back.
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The act of awakening someone with the exposure of your genitalia in close proximity to their face.
"This morning was great, my girlfriend woke me up with The Nelson"
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“That guy nelson is really nice”
Back off bitch he is my boyfriend”
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The act of having another mans seed sown from a third parties hand on to your hair.
Michelle finished jacking Cody off and nelsoned jon.
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A horny ecuadorian who always gets red carded whenever he tries to touch his girl
probably a mets fan and plays some type of musical instrument like guitar
person 1: Did you see nelson get rejected from grabbing her ass?
person 2: Who didn't?
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