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When you shit in one of those noisemakers that uncurls when you blow in it. Then blow in it really hard into someone's face.
Happy New Year! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
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This is the weird fetish that some women use as foreplay. This means thats they take a kleenex box and put a hole in it for your penis, this acts as the grill and storage of the hotdogs. Then they make the umbrella of the hotdog by sticking an umbrella from a martini glass in the hole in the tip of the penis. Then the women talks in a low New York accent.
Oh man that chick New York Hot Dog Standed me last night and my dickhole is still killing me, can you check for slivers?
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Super Quickly with no hesitation.
Despite all the crap in that romantic relationship, I'd do it all over again in a Hot New York second!!!!
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When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome
The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower
the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece
also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"
the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece
also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
email with questions at: newjerseyhotplate@gmail.com
"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"