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New Zealander

people that come from New Zealand! Nice people, beautiful country, a country that aussies are jealous of.

Disadvantages: Being so close to australia

New Zealanders are very friendly people. I enjoyed visiting NZ very nice country!

by Katarina October 8, 2005

355๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


new zealand

A country made up of multiple island, mainly 2 large ones, and, yes, many too politically correct whingers! New Zealand is NOT a democracy, by the way, and it has too many MPs, who are paid too much of taxpayers money so they can go skiing in Europe every winter and sunbathe in Tahiti every summer. It also has the highest rate of youth suicide and child abuse. The prime minister is commonly thought of as a female, but there are serious doubts about that...

I'm Helen Clark, not so sure what sex I am, but I know I've got balls!

by Trevor Mallard is a Fat-head April 4, 2005

374๐Ÿ‘ 215๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Zealand

Am I the only one here who realizes that "New Zealand" is a pristine word, not adapted or mutilated at ALL? Sheeyut, it's a concrete geographical area.

Nu Zizzle is an example of what "New Zealand" would like, were it actually slang.

by Susurrus April 9, 2005

173๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


new zealand

a place where all rip off australians go to be nuetral and where people cannot say the letter 'i'.

Ps. you can say australians are mean, but really it's just that u guys are way to politically correct. australia bags everyone out and doesn't give a shit if u bag us out. we're not that sensitive and the reason the world likes us and acknowledges us (cos they dont even know who u r) is because we're tough.

if u want an example of how prissy new zealanders are, finish reading all this "we're beautiful and just as good as australia! so don't be meanie poos" shit, then search australia and read about how proud we are to be poitically uncorrect we are, how we drink twice our own body weight in beer and how swearing is our language.

its better to be a quarter racist, than to all have the same boring views

by Sammi likes to swear November 18, 2006

236๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Zealander

A Hobbit Like Species, hobbit like in the way were warm, freindly, and can do almost anything with anything.

Godda love that number 8 wire, go kiwi ingenuity

by theJackal July 29, 2004

177๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Zealand

New Zealand, contary to beliefs that we are good people, we commit war crimes too.

In 1914, (New Zealand) annexed German Samoa, jumping at the chance to be Imperialists. We then blockaded it while 'flu was prevalent, killing many inhabitants.

by Hachi-Control September 6, 2008

137๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Zealand

That country that apparently all Australians love, but to be honest be all laugh about their accents and how they fuck sheep.

Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?

Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"

by Proud Aussie Girl October 11, 2012

121๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž