newbury park high school

a high school in southern california where there are and absurd amount of stoners. about 1/4 of the population smokes pot. 0 school spirit and sucks at everything sports wise except girls soccer and maybe 2 others. most students hate that they have no school spirit but does nothing to change it. most kids used to be really good at fighting, but now they are all fresh fags. has a very strong art department, and only has 3 classes a day, maybe 2 if you're lucky

"do you go to newbury park high school?"
"yes"
"your football team sucks because they all smoke pot"

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Newbury, Berkshire

An absolute shithole of a town. Almost every decent shop no longer exists, and the council hates people with special needs / mental illnesses. Though Newbury did bring back HMV. That’s good.

“Hey, where do you live?”
“Newbury, Berkshire.”
“Oh, isn’t that the shithole town where if you’re special needs or mentally ill, the council refuses to help you?”
“Yup.”

Newbury Park

Newbury park is fun if you aren't rich and snobby. If you're not holed up in Dos Vientos and your parents aren't too strict, Newbury is a really cool place to walk around. It's small and only has one McDonald's, which is why the natural features like the mountains make up the 'exciting' part of town. But everyone's cats die and coyotes keep shitting in peoples yards.

Jimmy: Where are you from?
Muhleesa: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Don't say you live in Dos Vientos.
Muhlisa: Hell no, I spent most of my time building forts and shit or trying to hike Mt. Boney.

Jimmy: Good.