diet

(adjective - slang) - a person, thing or event that is disappointing, frustrating, unappealing, a bummer, a real downer; something that is not classic. Such as: "That movie was diet."
(Note: this definition, though inadvertently, was taken from Coca-Cola's choice of branding for its regular soda, Coca-Cola Classic, and it's Diet Coke. See example.)

synonyms: nasty, terrible, awful, lame.

antonym: classic, as such: "classic is good, diet is bad"; fly; sweet

Daytona Beach, FL; summer, 1987:
During the unloading of a delivery truck, most of a stack of Coca-Cola soda cans crashed to the floor in the back of a grocery store after being hit by an arriving, full palette of other goods. One store worker, trying to save surviving cases of cans from the carnage, took a lot of soda spray to his clothes, eyeglasses and skin.
A coworker, just arriving on the scene and comprehending the accident, joked, "Wow, that was classic."
"Nope," replied the worker, looking at his wet, sticky work clothes. "It was diet. It was definitely not classic."
Realizing the double entendre, a slang term was born (at least in those parts).

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'No Diet' Diet

When somebody doesn't eat in order to get quickly get rid of those extra five to ten lbs of unwanted fat. A temporary, milder form of anorexia, however, these individuals will usually resume their regular eating habits upon reaching their target weight goal.

Jill:"Hey Mary, do you want a fish taco?"

Mary:"Nah, I'm on the 'no diet' diet, I gotta lose 5 lbs. by Friday."

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The Diet

1. It takes everything.

1. What happened to your dignity? The Diet took it from me last night.

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diet

to vomit with with the intent of losing weight. Also used ironically, to describe any form of throwing up (i.e. drunken, nauseous, etc.)

That steak was so huge I need to go the the bathroom and diet. I partied so hard last night I dieted, like, three times.

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diet

slang term for methamphetamine

dude, i could go for a line of diet right now

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diet riot

when the lines at weight watchers are backed up and everyone starts to get angry. Also the secret of ONKA.

"C'mon already!! I want to get out of here so I can eat this box of 2 point bars I just bought!! Let's diet riot and start being obnoxious !"

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seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.

Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.