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The Pope is characterized as the personification of evil.
More accurately, a vessel of shape-shifting fecal matter directly puppeteered by Satan.
It's been recently demonstrated that, through a process that still baffles scientists, fecal tectonics control all observable bodily movement. New and stunningly accurate instruments have pioneered previously unattainable readings around his bodily orifices, verifying his long suspected composition.
The Pope is the Bishop of Rome, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, and the head of state of Vatican city.
His position delivers a powerful stigma to the otherwise respectable position of "Mob boss".
Global mob boss, the current pope, Benedict XVI, was friends with late fascist Nazi, Kurt Waldheim, former head of the United Nations.
The papacy is the bottom line of fascism.
In 1933, Vatican’s secretary of state, Cardinal Eugenio Pacelli (the future Pope Pius XII), and Germany’s vice chancellor, Franz von Papen, signed a concordat between the Holy See and the German Reich.
The papacy, in bed with the Nazis, is the Zionist movement and the lordship of the Republicans.
The Pope displays his utmost faith by riding around in a bullet-proof vehicle.
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"Gays and lesbians and feminists will make the polar caps melt" said the very silly Pope.
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1. a pretty fuckin cool guy. he yelled at president Pussy Bush.
2. cool enough to get a bullet proff golf cart and name it "the pope mobile"
3. some guy whos not athiest.
1. YOU! YOU WENT TO WAR!
2. TO THE BAT CAVE, THEN..THE POPE MOBILE!
3. Love ya god
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Being Arse-Raped by a catholic preist or a pope. most commonly victims include young boys.
Ben makes it into a ritual, being poped every sunday morning after service
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A glorified religious leader who pushes discriminatory views upon those who willingly look up to him for messages of love.
A discriminatory or bigoted person.
A person who equates the importance of saving the rainforest with that of preventing gay marriage.
Stop being such a pope by hating on gays!
Where's your compassion gone? Stop being such a pope!
I don't want to make this too full of hate, because what if people look at this and say, "Oh, I'm already anti-gay love, and look at this jerk, being a jerk." That would be pope.
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Former first-team goal-keeper of Krakow United quite some time ago. (True)
"And Romananovski has failed to take down the attacking striker, as he winds up for the shot and...WHATS THIS?! The goalkeeper is praying?! The shot is screaming towards the goal and...(ooooh, damn) That keeper is going to need a nosejob..." "You're right there Ken, maybe he should convert to priesthood."
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"Is that old dude the Pope?"
"Pope? He musy be one religious mother fucker!"
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