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A self-centered individual with conservative political values and leanings who thinks nothing of spending upwards of $5 for a single cup of hot liquid (cappuccino) but is less likely to have empathy for the less fortunate by supporting social/political causes catering to the "underserved" because it does not provide a good return on their investment i.e., United Way, Habitat for Humanity or Planned Parenthood. The conservative belief is that they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, so should others beneath them on lower rungs of the economic ladder.
The cappuccino conservative (CappuCon) turns a deaf ear to the plea for supporting efforts to raise the minimum wage because he worked hard for his six-figure salary and believed others should do the same. The cappuccino conservative also is not supportive of United Way efforts because too much of the money goes to programs for people on the other side of the tracks.
Rather crude sexual act, when one defecates in their partner's mouth (the coffee), then cums in it (the milk/cream). Some go so far as to urinate or spit in the mouth as well, although I'm not sure how these work in line with the rest of the 'coffee'. Perhaps they represent sugar, I'm not sure.
Average Joe 1: Ahh man, Becky was annoying me last night, so when I saw she was asleep with her mouth open it was the perfect opportunity to give her a Californian Cappuccino!
Average Joe 2: Did you do it?
Average Joe 1: Nah, she woke up as I was pulling down my pants.
Average Joe 2: Ahh, bummer man.
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Aussie slang A beer, large pint, pot, tin or schooner of generally local cheap beer found all over Australia. Example beers: XXXX, Great Northern, VB, Carlton and Fosters.
Oi Bazza, me and Shazza gon' heading to the pub later on to punch the foam off a few Queensland Cappuccinos an play the Brickie's laptop this arvo (Pokie or fruit machine). You In?
A term used to annoy the shit out of someone if they don‘t know what they mean
Jack: Why you be A Gino the cappuccino
Lucas: Stooopp Bully me
Jack: That’s what a Gino cappuccino would say
Lucas: (puts head down than proceeds to shake head in disappointed way with goofy smirk
an italoamerican who is obsessed with pineapple and puts mayo on his pizza. founder of gastroterrorism as well.
Joe Cappuccino's cookbook is full of gastroterrorism
The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.
I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!
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This is a variation of another manuever called space docking (pooping directly from the anus into a vagina) The difference here is that one female defacates into the other females vagina and then in turn that shit filled vagina squeezes it back out into the other vagina. Back and fourth and so on.
Girl 1:Oh Sarah! That wet cappuccino you gave me last night was amazing.
Girl 2:I Know Angela, the corn kernels were like ridges.
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