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The North Face

The North Face is an exceptionally good clothing manufacturer headquartered in my hometown, Alameda, California, aka the coolest Bay Area city you've never heard of. The North Face makes outdoor and casual wear that is extremely well made, and looks good too. Their hoodies are among the best I've ever owned.

Some people label it as Yuppie clothing, but that's just because they're freezing their asses off in their Supreme leather jacket. Why spend $300 on a skimpy designer jacket made from napkins when you can spend $40 on the warmest motherfucking hoodie ever?

I'll leave it at that.

Me- "The North Face makes great clothes!"

by Supreme_Sucks March 6, 2017

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North Face Ninja

The description you'd use to describe some chav who hangs out outside Tesco's at 9:30pm, has on a north face cap, north face gloves, a north face jacket, a shitty face mask and a fake pair of 110's.

Mike " Just got me new full north face outfit, gloves hat and everything"
Steve " Christ mike don't go out looking like a north face ninja would you..."

by MccathryTalksAboutChavvyStuff March 28, 2016


North Face Nation

The MTV driven nation of preppy, rich suburban girls who wear North Face jackets thinking they are the shit when really they are nothing but conformists making fools of themselves. They are the type of shallow hoes that will act like bitches to get you scared believing "I have no chance with this chick." when in reality they are insecure of themselves, worrying about what other people think. It's the equivalent of Agent Smith from the Matrix, they all look the same, a white blond or burnette haired chick with a tan who show their pics on facebook throwing up fake gang signs or showing pics of themselves shit-faced. The Hills is their favorite show as it portrays sluts making fake drama situations about some broad taking some other broad's man that no rational person really cares about, except North Face Nation. They walk around campus with their fake Channel Sunglasses, Nike Shox and a smug on their faces. All the popular chicks at your school have at least one. These stupid cunts think they know what's going on but they don't.

When you see a chick from North Face Nation, laugh at the fact that they are faker than a MTV Reality TV Show.

by Your Local Weedman July 23, 2009

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riding the north face

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face while he orally pleasures her.

Guy 1: "Man, that girl was freaky! She the was riding the north face an everything!"
Guy 2: "she what?"
Guy 1: "she sat on my face and had me eat her out!"

by OswaldH June 29, 2015


North Face Girl

A youthful girl who wears a Northface jacket...every day. She has a choppy strand of bangs that covers her eye. She wears jeans tucked into Ugg boots. On any university campus, you can count hundreds of her in one sitting. She could be really pretty sometimes, if she put any effort into having a personality.

Oh hey I just saw 50 The North Face girls on my way to class.

by kennykshatriya March 16, 2009

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north face kid

A North Face kid is a wearer of the very expensive clothing line The North Face. They are made up of pre-teens, teens, and college students that are very rich and very spoiled all through out their life. They often talk about how much they love the outdoors but rarely ever step foot out of there million dollar homes.

"Hey! look there's that George with his new North Face jacket"

"Yea hes a total douche, he just got back from Australia with his family for the weekend, not to mention his parents just bought him a new Jeep"

"What a north face kid, douche"

by Miles1731 January 2, 2009

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North Face Invasion

When a large number of people wear The North Face jackets in a given area. This is also, but not limited to, other products of The North Face.

Robert: Hey Josh, look at all those people over there wearing The North Face jackets.
Josh: Yeah, it's like a North Face invasion.

by Josh1015 January 24, 2007

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