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Ames, Ny

A little town located south from disease central, canajoharie. The town holds many annual events such as Beating Up Old People Day, maggot infested pancake eating contests, and the daily worshipping of the Gods of Roadkill. Yes, the town is probably a cult. There are may or may not be sacrifices involved…

Ames, Ny seems like a great, quiet place to live!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

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Norwich NY

Norwich May be the scummiest place on earth with the school district being millions of dollars in debt. A abundance of crackheads. The local Byrne dairy which some people call the drug capital of the world. Also to top it all off no sports teams in the last decade have won sectionals

Let’s stop at Norwich Ny

Bro don't disrespect me like that again I don't want to smoke crack out of a spoon

by Fordaboys May 19, 2019

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locke, ny

A suburb of a tiny town called Moravia NY. Locke doesn't have a gas station or ATM machine. It does have a feed store named Hewitt Bros that you can buy gas at if you are there between 7am and 5pm. They even take credit cards. The town has burnt down twice and somehow got rebuilt both times.

Mostly farms and trailers.

Really great trout fishing since the inlet to Owasco Lake runs through it.

I ran out of gas in Locke, NY and had to live there.

by lockeguy May 11, 2011


Lockport, NY

A small town in upstate New York. Here you’ll find a mixture of white trash, gangs, snobby bitches, and trump supporters. Mainly white trash. People who still live in this shitty little town are either depressed, or on drugs.

No one ever moves here... your probably born and raised in Lockport along with your mediocre fucking family.

There’s literally nothing to do other than smoke in the woods or steal from tops. There is a huge pill epidemic and teens are starting their addictions young rather than older like their parents. xanny’s , oxy, lean, shitty vodka, and fake weed are in popular demand.

Lockport used to be a booming city with lots of people, and they thrive off of the construction of the Erie Canal. (That canal with built by Italian and Irish immigrants who were most likely slaves). The canal is now dirty and polluted.

“Wow I’m so glad I don’t live in Lockport, NY”

“Yo did u see that kid from Lockport, NY?”

by Boulderchick420 March 20, 2020


phoenicia, ny

a small & wonderful town located on the banks of the espous creek in the heart of the catskill mountains of upstate new york... in 2011 voted 6th coolest small town in the usa... being located in a region dense with artists, writers, musicians & the like, phoenicia is home to an eclectic mix of interesting people & has fascinating local color for such a diminutive hamlet... mt.tremper provides a beneficent backdrop & makes the view up main street very picturesque...

upstate esopus new york catskills mt.tremper ulster county phoenicia, ny phoenicia

by s~dizzle February 17, 2011

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Warsaw, NY

Warsaw, NY is a small town. Its in Wyoming County that roughly has 2 times as many cows as it does people. I know makes you think of some hillbilly kida , wrong turn, kinda shit huh. All in all its a pretty quite town and a nice place to live or visit if you dont mind the system sucking scumbags.

Ex. You have two kind of people in Warsaw, NY cool down to earth people who make awesome friends and then you have the drit balls who do nothing but sit on their butts and collect unemployment and foodstamps ect. Only because they are lazy and like to suck the hell out of the system.

by Chuey May 3, 2008

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Medford NY

Medford, New York is a suburban town located on Long Island in Suffolk County. It's population is 21,985 and it consists of middle class families.

Olympic track and field runner Anthony Famiglietti was born and raised in Medford NY.

by xoxoKelseyx3 April 18, 2009

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