Occam's YOLO

An instance where the simplest option is the one to YOLO on.

Hector: Wow Gilbert, the economy is fucked. Should I buy stock in GameStop, or should I invest in purchasing futures on rare earth metals?
Gilbert: What the fuck are futures, Hector? Occam's YOLO your life savings into purchasing GameStop shares - it's the simplest option.

Occam's buttplug

When you shove Occam's razor up your butt to own the libs

Qanon? Yes, I'm familiar with Occam's buttplug