National quit your assclowning day
“She’s such a fucking assclown I wanna eat her alive”
“Don’t worry, tomorrow is October 18, national quit your assclowning day”
October 18 is hug your bf/gf from behind and let them give you dares 😈
On October 18
Ask your bf/gf for a dare and hug them from behind Everytime you see them ;)
The one day of the year where you can both grab a guy’s dick, and a girl’s ass instead of having to wait for the consecutive days
John: Dude it’s October 18th.
Sam: *grabs his dick*
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On October 18 you have to kiss your bestfriend on the lips because it’s on a Friday
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National kiss your crush day! One of the few days a year you can actually have an excuse to kiss your crush wether theyre single or taken!
October 18th:
*Girl kisses crush who has a girlfriend already* Crush: what was that for?
Girl: Today is national kiss your crush day!
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Dirty Day get hella dirty in any way you want without it meaning anything - real-life and online 😎
Chad: Hey baby whatchu feeling
Brittany: I'm down for anything, I mean why not it's October 18
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