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The same as Jerking off or the 5 Knuckle Shuffle
Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?
Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!
To pleasure oneself; a synonym for masturbate.
See also: wordwank/word
"Man, I peeled one off last night after watching that hot porno"
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It is, indeed, yet another euphemism for masturbation.
As the description suggests, it generally refers to male masturbation.
I spent half the day, at work, in a cubicle in the toilets; fantasizing about rough sex with my boss, while having one off the wrist. Eventually I had to move to another cubicle when the toilet roll ran out.
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v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd
After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.
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Slang term used by Women when they go to masturbate with their vibrator for a quick orgasm. The saying is similiar to when Men have to go "Rub One Out".
"Got damn April, could you believe how sexy that Tim guy was looking tonight!!!"
"I know Emily, I'm headed to my room right now to find my vibrator and buzz one off!!!"
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One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.
Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"