Offical

An office cubical that has walls but no ceiling.

Your manager says... "Please step into my offical."

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officeitis

When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.

Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?

Dara: It really is.

Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.

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office

A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.

Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.

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officer

Short for commissioned-officer.

Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

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Officed

A reference to one being maimed or killed in an office setting.

When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.

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The Office

A prime example of British comedy at its best. Originated in Britain (obviously) but followed up by America with "The Office - An American Workplace" which, frankly, uses American humour and all our best quotes eh boys ;)

Co-written by Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant who also appeared at Live 8 this year! - www.rickygervais.com/video2_1.php

"Who says famine has to be depressing!"

www.bbc.co.uk/theoffice

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The Office

An awsum comady featured by the bbc. Includes such jokes as the classic office dance, the inflateable cock, the staple in the jelly, and much, much more!
10/10 for david brent. - ricky gervais

'When i get home im gona watch the office'

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