Ben ogden

A grey hound often found in his dads bed at night when his mums out plying baminton. Hes is commonly known for looking at little girls with pink pants. He admires his dad and his hairy nipples as it comforts him when hes stressed. Ben is not found in any girls beds.

Oh my god!

watch out ben ogden
is on the loose he could be in your dads pants in seconds

jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

Ogdenic

Adjective to mean the most stupidest; extremely stupid; imbicile

After stretching his ankles, Ammon was viewed strictly ogdenic.