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a memitic poly-alloy, aka liquid metal
can form solid metal shapes, like knives and stabbing wepons
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A mixed drink consisting of 1.5 Shots of Fireball Whiskey, and Dr. Pepper. Originally created by a group of friends at Loyola University of Chicago.
Mike: Hey man try this new drink I made!
Thomas: This drink isn't all that bad
*5 Minutes pass*
Thomas: Mike, this drink is delicious! What's in it?
Mike: Dr. Pepper and fireball, yeah bitch! It's called 1000 Suns!
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A highly potent and slightly addictive strain of indica marijuana. Created in Toronto Ontario Canada early in the 21st century, this plant was bred from parents exhibiting super-high yields and massive THC content. T-1000 derives it's name from the liquid-metal killer robot featured in the 1991 motion picure: "TERMINTOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY". It takes the name because The leaves and flowers of the T-1000 strain are mostly green but with large silver or metallic marbling throughout. The smoke is very smooth and strong, while the buzz is very cerebral and trippy. This is also a very pungeant strain which has repotedly had to be bagged 4 or 5 times over when stored or transported to reduce its alluring smell. Unfortunately, seed is currenty only available for private use and clones are in short supply as they are in high demand.
"T-1000 is the best weed I have ever smoked and could easily contend with the likes of Diesel, White Rhino or any type of haze."
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The official temperature outside when it goes over 89.5 degrees. Or the temperature inside your car on a sunny summer day.
Girl, I am burning up! What is it, 1000 degrees in here!?!
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Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?
John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
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A transgendered male or female. It is a play on words that references how T-1000's in the Terminator franchise could shapeshift into different beings
You gotta watch out on the dating apps for the T-1000s.
The time it takes to go back in to a glacier
It literally took 1000 years for the yak