Goals

Bronwyn and Brendan.

“Wow that haircut is goals”
“Oh yeah it’s as perfect as Bronwyn and Brendan.”

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GOAL!

What you say in IRC when some jackass keeps giving a channel stupid updates on current events even though no one gives a shit, and if they did they'd be watching it themselves and not fucking talking about it in IRC. Also used at the end (or what you wish was the end) of an uninteresting monologue in any form.

Can be used like +1, win or \o/, but is kind of trite.
Can be used to interrupt someone else's active conversation that you care nothing about and have nothing of value to contribute.

00:12:29 <+user1> oh dudde
00:12:37 <+user1> i saw this vedio about biggest black holes
00:12:53 <+user1> says it's billion times more then solar mass
00:12:58 <+user1> eating up whole galazy
00:13:10 <+user1> and here we are living our life like nothing is happening
00:13:17 <+user12> GOAL!

17:00:49 < user1> I was riding a ripstick a few days ago, it caught a rock and I hit my head on the ground
17:01:06 < user1> had a huge bump, and pulled off some shredded scalp
17:01:10 < user1> now it's all scabby :)
17:01:45 < user3> niiiice
17:02:10 < user1> yeah, my boss said I can't ride it during work hours, it's a liability
17:02:16 < user1> and I agree
17:02:23 < user3> GOAL!

jill: ..and he was like this close to me
sally: omg, no way! what did you do then?
jill: well, just as he
me: GOAL!
me: sup ladies....getcha a drink?

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Goals

The definition of goals is a noun so amazing that it becomes one of your goals ,, for instance ANGELIQUE and NOURADEAN are goals asf

Woohoo we r goals just like angelique and nouri

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Goal

A reply meaning "I scored" when friends ask what happened with a girl.

"Hey Rick what happened with that shorty from last night?"

"Goal"

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goal

A state of the universe that has a non-zero desirability (in one's mind).

Billy set a goal; To get better at maths.

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Goals

Goals is a short word for hot af, mostly for girls name stephania. Stephania's have brown hair/blonde and blue eyes/brown. If you ever meet a stephania your going to be blown away

Dang look at that girl she's goals she must be a stephania

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goal

exclamation to illistrate victory in a sexual conquest;
roots: derived from discription of scoring a point in soccer match;

c-bass: "Hey rick what happened with rhonita last night?"
rick: "Goal!"

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