PHONE

Personal Hand Operated Networking Equipment

Cell phones and smart phones are more than simple telephones yet we still call them phones. Rather than suggesting a new name I suggest an acronym. Have a better one?

Hand me my personal hand operated networking equipment (phone) so I can call your sister.

My personal hand operated networking equipment (phone) won't stop ringing because your mom keeps calling.

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phone

A device used to entertain one person while completely destroying the mood of the situation in social situations

The party was great until Lisa pulled her phone out.

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Phone

Something I literally couldn't live without.

Mom: ur grounded for a month
Me:ok
Mom: I'm taking ur phone
Me: NOoooooooooooooo

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phoning

A social phenomena occurring when a group of two or more people, who should be socializing, are all on their phones resulting in a momentary or prolonged silence.

I should be talking to my girlfriend over dinner, but instead she is instagramming on her iphone and i am defining "phoning" on urbandictionary.com. What a date. #phoning #2016

When the conversation slowed to a lull, we started phoning and pretended like we didn't know each other.

When I looked up from sending a text I realized all 7 of us were phoning and no one was talking.

"Look at that couple phoning over there. I wonder if they are sexting each other."

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Phone

What you are most likely reading this on you dingbat

My phone is dead let's hold a funeral

Phone

An amazing device that allows you to call, text, play games, email/gmail (SAME THING), etc.

Person: Can i buy this phone?

ImmaPerson2: Sure
Person: I FINALLY CAN PLAY ROBLOX THANKS

phoning

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum

I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!

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