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The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.
A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.
Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.
Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.
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undercover word for "retarded" and occasionally the hard r because the app ifunny blocked being able to say retard.
This post is ostriched.
That is ostriched.
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Verb; The act of running while being engaging in the stand and carry sexual position.
The penetrating partner runs, while carrying the receiving partner whose arms are wrapped around his neck, and legs around his waist, having the vagina or anus penetrated by the man's penis, thus resembling a sprinting ostrich.
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I was fucking this bitch on the beach when the po-po turned up, so I picked her up and we ostriched outta there!
The wedding took a strange turn when Jack and Molly started ostriching up and down the church aisle.
John: Fancy some ostriching?
Jane: What's ostriching?
John: <whispers>
Jane: Oh my!
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The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.
Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!
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The socially awkward and inappropriate act of staring at your roomates from under your blanket for an extended period of time in order to passive aggressively be a bitch.
The socially awkward girl did the "ostrich" in order to let her roomates know she wanted the light off instead of being an actual human being and asking them.
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Having been turned into an ostrich, or having acquired ostrich-like characteristics.
The ornithophobes wouldn't play with Billy after he was ostrichized because they couldn't bear to look him in the beak.
"If you don't get on board with this project plan, I'll have you ostrichized and you can spend your days hatching eggs!"
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A man with a long skinny physique. An alternative word for lanky.
Tom: That tall brer needs to hit the gym!
James: He's an ostrich fam!
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