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To hit or push your own or others knees with enough force to cause the knees to bend backwords causing ones legs to look like an ostrich
Guy1: Hey did you see that video were that guy got his legs bent backwords
Guy2: Ya he totaly got ostriched
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Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said thered only be a few ostriches! This is the worse vacation ever!
Don: Why are there so many of those tall animals with their heads in the ground?
Alex:Those are ostriches Don.
Don: Wow, this is the worse vacation ever!
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Takes place on a massage table. With your face in the hole, you stick your ass up in the air during the lower back/upper thigh portion of the massage in order to coax the masseuse into massaging your anus.
That massage was the best! As soon as I did the ostrich, she went two knuckles deep!
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Hideously fugly tall bird (Erin Beam) who can run up to 40-50 mph. It has an abnormal height and akward long neck, small head (a bit egyptian) and two-toed feet with a touch of cankles. It is the largest living bird known to man. Mates with bosnian/ black human men, prefers to give head for money.
got head from that ostrich last night for 5$
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A woman with nice legs, nice hips, and big hair, but no tits.
Yeah! I fucked the Hell out of Mary last night!
Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!
Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.
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"Why are there so many Ostriches?": Originally said by Don Knotts on Family Guy, the term is used as an exclamation for not understanding stupid people. An Ostrich, for all intents and purposes, is not only a bird, but a person with no common or street sense, who will then lash out negatively towards a person who DOES have these qualities in thinking that they are smarter than them. (It is more fun and effective to say this phrase as similarly to Don Knotts as possible)
The customers on www.notalwaysright.com
Upon seeing a person who doesn't know what music is, you then shake your head and proclaim, "Why are there so many Ostriches?"
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A sexual position for those who have tried everything else. The female (or male) buries their head in the sand and sticks their nether regions as high as possible. The partner inserts appendage in appropriate orifice. The goal is for this person to finish before the other runs out of oxygen.
Anne and Bob had a close call while attempting the ostrich but Bob was able to kick it into high gear and finished as Anne was just a little blue from lack of oxygen