PILF

Pony I'd Like (to) Fuck

Princess Celestia is such a PILF.

PILF

President I'd like to fuck

"Volodymr Zelenskyy? He's such a PILF"

PILF

Play-station I Would Like to Fuck

That Ps2 is a major PILF!!

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Politician I'd Like to Fuck

McCain's running mate Sarah Palin, you PILF, didn't I see you take home the runner up prize in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant?

PILF

Priest I’d like to fuck

“Boy, loving a priest is like nailing jello to a tree, but isn’t he a PILF!”

PILF

Pundit I'd Like To Fuck. Refers to any political commentator, no matter how abhorrent her/his views might be, who is deemed to be highly bangable.

Michelle Malkin; Anne Coulter

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Papa I'd like to fuck

Holy smokes, were you over at Sally's yesterday? Man she has got one hell of a PILF for a father!!