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When a girl is giving you head. And she goes down deep.. you hold her head down and fart so hard that is causes her hair to fly up.
I just gave this girl a breezy palm tree. She is never coming back
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Used to describe a situation that is not only awkward, but like the branches of a palm tree, a shady situation
When at a party a guy starts hooking up with another chick, different from the one he brought in front of her.
In recollection- he was not only awkward, but shady.
Thus, awkward palm tree
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The awkward palm tree is similar to the awkward turtle. Just as the awkward turtle is used to acknowledge an awkward pause or silence the awkward palm tree is a discrete way to signal to your friends that you are in an awkward situation and they need to come save you. The awkward palm tree is created by letting your wrists go limp so your arms and hands form a "V" and then crossing your arms at the wrist. In certain situations it may be appropriate to shout "awkward palm tree" or hold your hands in the sign above your head as a better signal to your friends.
Creepy Guy: So how are you?
Kate: Um... I'm pretty good. How are you?
Creepy Guy: ... Do you have a boyfriend?
Kate: *awkward palm tree* Uhhh... I... Um...
Kate's Nearby Friend: Hey Kate! I really need to talk to you! Can you come over here?
Kate: Yes I can!
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A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.
Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.
Story behind it:::
Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?
Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!
Mom, more baffled than me: Really?
Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.
Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.
Me: Not quite.
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Getting a fact wrong, although your fatass convinces you that you were right in the first place.
Guy 1: "Damn, did you hear that Trump will finally show North Korea 'da wae' with our nukes on 4/20?
Guy 2: "No way, Trump's a pussy. He's never going to do that.
Guy 1: "Your right, I think FOX news made me Pull A Palm Tree
When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree
Jake gave me my first Phillipino palm tree and I'll be using ointment for a month!
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Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?
….
YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.
You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,
We are licking them,
….THEN the hurricane …
BOOBNADO
you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)
The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN
….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!
THEN
Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)
You have an euphoric experience….
.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…
Finally,
you land, under a palm tree.
You fall in love with Porky.
The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.
The End
You’ve been sincerely pounded by the
Palm tree
Naughty Porky
Bad Girl
AMEN.
I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night
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