Random
Source Code
Random
A common response to a recurring problem that is usually ineffective and risks being highly counterproductive.
---
"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna tell her so rn by sms"
"no dude, that's an anti-pattern"
---
"bro I'm about to kick sand in Ninja's face"
"that's an anti-pattern -- if you don't like funerals"
---
In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)
Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)
58👍 7👎
The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.
IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good
Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.
Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.
John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.
Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?
John:????
Me: Have all those sucked?
John: Yes! OMG YES!!
Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.
John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?
Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.
John: Why?
Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1
John: oh
Me: Yep.
windows xp windows vista windows 7 windows pattern
37👍 7👎
A general, reusable solution to a commonly occurring problem within a given context in life.
---
"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna play it cool"
"nice dude, that's a design-pattern"
---
"bro I'm about to not kick sand in Ninja's face"
"good call man -- that's a design-pattern"
---
Refers to the type of different-colored camouflage designs.
"Tiger Stripe is a camo-pattern, for example."
-me
221👍 70👎
The tendency of "bisexuals" to eventually go all gay, especially men. Can also describe the tendency of "bisexuals" to "bigrate" to L.A.
"Yeah, I knew it," said Sarah. "The minute he said he wanted to be with men too I knew he'd go all gay. It's the usual bigratory pattern."
29👍 6👎
what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.
advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols
person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers
person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg
person 1: you good bro?
person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp
person 1: keyboard pattern's?
person 2: no im just strangling myself