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A Paul is the best Dad you could ask for. He tells really bad dad jokes. They are so bad that they make you laugh that’s how bad they are. He cares so much about his family and friends. If he is upset he won’t show it. A Paul will take a bullet for you. He is the sweetest guy in the world.
“Who is that?”
“That’s a Paul!”
“Of course. He’s telling really bad Dad jokes.”
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Most indefinately the best name ever given to anyone. Anyone called Paul are usually tough as fuck and with ease gets multiple woman in bed at one time. If you ever meet a Paul be sure to greet him with praise and gifts.
Paul Lewis
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The guru of mystery. Enjoys family trips to places like the zoo and time spent with the fambam. Usually tall and studly, with brown hair and eyes like a fox. Drives whoever needs a ride home. Meets freshmen at football games and silently enjoys their presence. Is the life of many parties. Gets creeped on extremely frequently by girls he doesn't know too incredibly well. Probably the most grand person to ever grace the face of the earth.
Girl 1: Mmmm, gurrrl? You be seein' that Paul lately?
Girl 2: OH DAYYYYUMMMM, I be lovin' that Paul.
Girl 1: Mmm, gurrl. I would let him be the guru of my mystery.
Girl 2: Yuhhh.
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A big pussy but overall great guy. Heavy drinker.
“Paul you dad is gay.”
- Paul “ My dads not gay!”
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Paul is the smartest guy alive. He makes all the chicks in town love him. He is also so handsome and tall as well. Everyone is wanting to be like him.
Have you seen Paul? He is so wonderful.
Where have all the chicks gone? With Paul, of course
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Something that irritates you highly but requires a very tedious or difficult procedure to rid.
Example 1
Person 1: wow these mosquitos bites are such pauls
Person 2: ikr
Example 2
Person 1: omg why do you keep cheating off my test? you're such a paul
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Paul = the exact definition for awesomeness.
Most clever, and witty person.
Has a good, joyful outlook on life, and will always brighten up your day!
Has bright blue eyes that make all the girls Jelaous. Very outgoing, Paul is the first person to call if your looking for a Paul.
Pauls are very generous, and caring people. Pauls, are also the most ridiculous name for a cat.
Pauls enjoy cats, and will mostly likely name it something like Paul.
One will not regret meeting a paul.
Sally: "Gahh, this guy is so boring!"
Cally: "What you need is a paul."
Sally: "Omg, I want one!"
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